Jon Gosselin's Hanky Panky No Longer Newsworthy

I finally have this blog set up, totally dedicated to J&K stuff. Please feel free to join in and add to the discussion.

It's a sad day when the subject of my last entry isn't even newsworthy anymore. The story behind my "blind" post was that Jon hooked up with babysitter Stephanie Santoro, who also bartended part time at Legends (I have to get over there and check this place out one of these days) and is an aspiring model (blah blah blah, who under the age of 25 isn't?) They entered his garage apartment at about 3 AM (this is what I heard anyway) thinking no photogs were around. But there was indeed one photog lurking in the bushes, and when the young woman stood in the door of Jon's apartment, you could hear Jon yelling at her from the background to get out of the doorway where she might be seen. The photog then tried to sell the picture for a great deal of money but only got $10,000.

When I posted about it, the photog was in negotiations to sell the picture of the babysitter in the doorway. My source thought it would go for a lot more than $10,000, and if that event had taken place a few months ago no doubt he would've been right. Now, unfortunately, the spectacle of Jon liberating Mr Happy is just no longer such a big deal.

Remember the good old days when a single shot of Jon leaving a bar with some unknown young chickipoo from Legends could yield $60,000? That's how much the photog reportedly got for the first picture of Jon in the car with Deanna Hummel, otherwise known as The Schoolteacher. Then Deanna's brother supposedly made a mint being interviewed about how he heard them having sex through the walls in the Reading PA apartment he shared with Deanna. Said brother even planned to sell the infamous supposedly seed-strewn mattress to the highest bidder on eBay (Ewwww. Insert nasty visual here.)

Since Kate filed for divorce, Jon's been making plenty of time with the ladies, if the tabs are to be believed. First Ms Hummel, then Hailey Glassman, the daughter of the plastic surgeon who did Kate's tummy tuck, then Star Magazine reporter Kate Major (aka Kate II,) who quit her job so as not to create a conflict of interest. Then Kate II attacked Jon when he publicly denied being romantically interested in her. Then there was the early morning sneaking into Jon's garage apartment with the babysitter/bartender/aspiring model from Legends.

Popular opinion here is that Jon was with all of them and has had to step quickly to cover his tracks. He denied his relationship with Deanna even though they dated for months and were even photographed vacationing together. (Wow Deanna, that had to hurt.) Then he hooked up with Hailey. He had to tell Kate II he was single in order to be with her. Then he had to say he wasn't with Kate II to preserve his relationship with Hailey. Then there was the early morning rendezvous with Stephanie. Then he denied being with Kate II or Stephanie and said Hailey is his one true love. And of course, since he's still legally married, he could be impacting his divorce settlement and custody agreement by being with any of them.

If Jon's actually been with all four of the women, that's a lot of juggling going on. Let's hope he's using protection. The last thing he needs is Jon & Kate Plus Eight Plus Another Baby Mama.